G'day Jack
It's happened again
got right to the bottom of my post & it said an error has occurred :'( Didn't follow your advice so have to start again
Not sure I can remember what I put now
The cricket is very exciting. I think you are a cricket non-aficionado
who knows you might end of as a convert
Sorry your gee gees didn't perform very well. At least you have a six week breather before you have to repeat the exercise
I loved the cattle dog story but the vegemite/marmite story was brilliant
Do hope it's true!
Funny cricketing one liners
Yorkshire 232 all out, Hutton ill - I'm sorry, Hutton 111. - John Snagge, BBC News
He's usually a good puller - but he couldn't get it up that time. - Richie Benaud, Channel 9
In the back of Hughes' mind must be the thought that he will dance down the piss and mitch one. - Tony Greig, Channel 9
It was close for Zaheer, Lawson threw his hands in the air and Marsh threw his head in the air.- Jack Potter, 3UZ
Playing against a team with Ian Chappell as a captain turns cricket match into gang warfare. - Mike Brearley, 1980
At the royal wedding in 1981 Johnners was commentating on BBC radio outside St. Pauls cathedral. 'Yes I can see the happy couple now making their way down the steps of the pavilion'
'The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast that delivery was'. Benaud
That tough cricketer Brian Close was fielding close to the wicket at short leg when the batsman produced a full-blooded pull shot and the ball hit the fielder hard on the side of his face. Amazingly it flew straight up in the air and the batsman was caught at slip. "My God," said a worried fielder going up to check on Close. "What would have happened if he'd hit you right between the eyes?" "In that case," growled Close, "the bugger would have been caught at cover."
Ray Illingworth has just relieved himself at the pavilion end.- BrianJohnston, BBC Radio
If you go in with two fast bowlers and one breaks down, you're left two short.- Bob Massie, ABC Radio
As Cullinan was heading out to the wicket, Warne told him he had been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him.
Cullinan replied.”Looks like you spent it eating,”
If I can tear myself away from the cricket for half an hour going for a stroll & going to sign off before it vanishes again!